Today, I'm thrilled to learn that our French forces have chased away Islamic invaders and liberated the town in Mali whose name in French is Tombouctou.
SAD FOOTNOTE TO HISTORY: In the abominable style of mindless morons with their backs to the wall, the Islamic barbarians flamed priceless ancient documents at the Ahmed Baba Institute on the eve of their withdrawal, leaving only ashes.
— photo 29 January 2013. AFP/Eric Feferberg.
There can be no discussion with such individuals, who deserve to be captured and housed in vessels of the kind seen in my top illustration.