Last night, I posted an angry article concerning a few silly happenings in my native land, including a court case that has applied the nasty "pornography" label to virtual sex acts of a comical kind performed by the comic-book Simpson personages. This morning, although my irritation had not abated, I decided to erase my acrimonious article, since it's pointless getting hot under the collar concerning affairs that don't touch me directly. Now, since my readers no longer have an opportunity of being joyfully depraved by the porn images of Homer Simpson and his wife that I had included in last night's article, I've decided to make up for their absence by providing links to four amusing videos in which Homer and his daughter Lisa encounter the fascinating Apple universe. [I can already hear my friend Corina lamenting: William, in the way of porn, that's worse! ]
Video #1 : A dazzling Mapple Store springs into existence in Springfield Mall. Young Lisa is excited to discover a fabulous world of Mypods, Myphones and other marvelous Mapple gadgets.
The Comic Book Guy—who has the habit of eating messy food behind the counter of his boutique—comes into the Mapple Store to complain.
Mapple man in black: "Did you get peanut butter in your Ethernet port once again?"
Comic Book Guy: "No, I got mayonnaise in the CD drive."
Homer lingers in front of a glowing computer.
Mapple man in black: "I see you're admiring our Mycube. It's fueled by dreams and powered by imagination."
Homer: "What does it do?"
Mapple man in black: "You should ask yourself: What can I do for it?"
Mapple products are expensive. Lisa envisages buying Myphonies, which are fake earpods for those who can't afford a real Myphone or Mypod, but she balks at the $40 price tag. By chance, Lisa receives a Mypod from a disgruntled clown who got it as gift and doesn't know what to do with it. She's thrilled.
Lisa: "I'm a Mapple person!"
Mapple man in black: "We're all Mapple people."
Video #2 : Privileged customers in the Mapple Store are invited to a live announcement from the charismatic big boss of the Mapple Corporation: "It is I, your insanely great leader, Steve Mobs." However, just as the Chief Imaginative Officer is about to deliver his revelations, Bart Simpson fiddles around with the public-address system in the Mapple Store, enabling him to broadcast a totally subversive speech. The listeners are stunned.
Comic Book Guy: "Traitor, your heart is blacker than your turtleneck."
Rendered furious, he hurls a sledgehammer at the multimedia screen... evoking Apple's famous publicity of 1984.
Apple 1984 : Here's the original video, a landmark in publicity:
Video #3 : Meanwhile, Lisa Simpson receives her Mybill: her huge Mapple bill for downloaded music.
Video #4 : Kind Mr Mobs invites Lisa to become an employee of the Mapple Corporation. Her job consists of telling pedestrians in the street to "think differently".
For aficionados of the real company and its products, this is fine stuff, full of subtle insider humor.