Father, I sinned by daring to use more than one God-given name. Would you please ask my Lord Google to pardon me, and accept the fact that those two names represent one single soul: me.
However I simply don't know how to utter such a simple prayer... So, I'm stuck with my evil double-life. But, if this situation continues to bore me, I intend to take French leave of all these blogs... and leave them sitting there untouched, in an eternal state of virginal tranquility. That situation would amuse me greatly. But I'll make a few more vain attempts to get in touch with a human being at Google.
Je pense pourtant que le jeu n’en vaut pas la chandelle.